These are real taxidermied derpy ducklings!
These birds were damaged in shipping to us so they are a bit derpy, but we felt they still deserve to be loved! As such, we're offering them up at a significant discount.
Sadly the egg production industry has no need for multitudes of non-laying males. Tragically these animals are traditionally discarded.
We are happy to salvage these birds and offer them a new chance at life with respectful and loving owners, such as yourself.
Price is per bird and worldwide shipping is available. The ones in the photo are representative of what you may receive.