This is a real Ancient Egyptian amulet depicting the deity Bes, dating back to 664-332BCE!
Bes was a household protector, responsible for safeguarding children, fighting off evil spirts and ensuring the safety of women in labor.
The symbolism of Bes grew to encompass the good things in life, from music to physical intimacy. In fact, tattoos of Bes could be found on the thighs of musicians, dancers and servant girls.
This amulet can be shipped worldwide and measures ~1" tall.